MY QUESTIONS COME FIRST!
Before you start asking me a lot of bizarre questions, as the Messiah, I have a lot of questions I need to have answered.
1. What happened to Columbus Meeker? He is the modern-day Elijah the Prophet. Why did the people of earth seem to ignore him? He was legally evicted from his home. Why was he unable to function properly? Why did he become a crackhead? Why did the world treat him so badly?
2. What happened to Gloria? Was it just one mistake that caused her demise? Why is it that the woman that could have been the holy mother was convinced to terminate a pregnancy she should not have? Why did she listen to her twisted and arrogant boyfriend and not to me? Does this not make it absolutely clear that opposing my wishes and my requests can lead to death?
3. Why was Peter Tosh resurrected and why did he live on the street outside my home? Why did the local authorities allow this to happen? Why was he still angry all those years? Why did people ignore his plight? Should he not have been institutionalized instead of being allowed to disturb my peace for so long?
4. Why did people force me to earn a barely subsistence living, ignoring my reasoned arguments for actions, but expect me to go on suicide missions for them again and again? Why did people watch me as I starve, gloat over my plight and try to profit off my suffering? What makes you think I am supposed to come up to each and every one of you and heal you when no one has tried to take good care of me yet?
5. Why did people around the world become addicted to me and write countless music albums, movies, cartoons, comic books, and other media based on my life and not give me the proper credit or adequate reward for enduring this nightmare of a life? Why did people take my brilliant ideas, even my best jokes, figuratively run with them, and not share some of the benefits with me? Why has the world robbed me blind?
6. Is it fair for me to collect royalties for all images of Jesus now? All images of Jesus are, in fact, likenesses of me. Why should ANYONE be allowed to collect money on my behalf, in my name so to speak, and not share some of that with me?
7. Why are people aware of the answers to these questions, and more of the detailed facts surrounding these circumstances, yet unable to take the simple steps that show they understand the lessons they should have learned from them?
8. Why would the people of the world make a time traveler a cute hero, when in fact, his appearance made everything worse?
9. Why is it that the Scriptures have changed and yet people still enjoy pushing me around? The world should be submitting to me; not making me go on yet another wild-goose chase into the unknown. To put it simply, it is about time the world hands over what I deserve, and tell me in plain language what else you would like me to do for you. And do not be surprised when I tell you "Ask not what I can do for you, but you can do for me."
10. Why is it that people just want me to forget about all of these things and pretend they never happened?
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